Season 9, Episode 15: "The Wizard"

These people work and wait their whole lives to move down here...

...sit in the heat, pretend it's not hot, and enforce these rules.

-Who wants hot chocolate? -Oh, yeah.

This is a huge scandal. We need damage control.

All right, look, people seem to like those tip calculators.

-Wizards. -How about if we give one out...

...to every member on the condo board?

There are 20 people on the board.

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