Season 9, Episode 15: "The Wizard"

Dad, you know, you can program this thing to beep...

...every time you need a vitamin.

Dad, you look so different.

We're campaigning, Jerry.

To rule the people, one must walk among them.

This is the homestretch. Tomorrow's the election.

Right, yeah. The poll's close after dinner. Three o'clock.

But then when we win...

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