Season 9, Episode 13: "The Cartoon"

Yeah, she's a nice girl, kind of quiet, though.

What are you doing?

Don't tell a woman she looks like a man.

George doesn't wanna hear his girlfriend looks like me, neither do I.

Well, how should I have broached the subject?

You don't broach. You keep your mouth shut.

Well, sounds like someone's having a bad day.

Yeah, because of you.

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