Season 9, Episode 13: "The Cartoon"

Now, that's a complaint.

Hello, this is Jerry. I just wanted to leave you a message...

...and let you know I caught your little piece on TV.

I'm getting tired of hearing about how horrible I am.

I'd really appreciate it...

...if you would just leave me out of your act altogether.

Well, that's it. I'm calling in the big guns.

"--to cease and desist, on behalf of my client, Jerry Seinfeld."