Season 9, Episode 13: "The Cartoon"

You know, everything with you has to be so jokey.

I'm a comedian.

"I wish I was taller." That's nice. That's real.

Yeah, well, I got a complaint. This cartoon stinks.

Well, I'll tell you who doesn't think it stinks.

The New Yorker. That's right.

They're publishing it in their next issue.

Oh, you know what? I just ran into Newman in the hall.

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