Season 9, Episode 13: "The Cartoon"

Thanks for watching Nine News. We leave you tonight with a scene...

...from Sally Weaver's one-woman show.

Okay, so, I go to meet Jerry Seinfeld at this horrible coffee shop, right?

He's like, "Stop doing your show."

And I'm like, "Hello, it's a free country."

So then he goes, "Okay, schmutzie."

Then he starts pawing at my sweater, right?

And getting all "Hands Across America."