Season 9, Episode 13: "The Cartoon"

My friends are idiots.

She doesn't look like Jerry. She doesn't look like anybody.

And so what if she does look like Jerry?

What does that mean?

That I'd have everything I have with Jerry...

...but because it's a woman I could also have sex with her?

And that somehow, that would be exactly what I always wanted?

She doesn't even look like Jerry.

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