Season 9, Episode 13: "The Cartoon"

Hi. I think you're really gonna like this...

...because it's about me. Well, all right, it's not just about me.

It's about me, and this guy, Jerry Seinfeld...

...who I like to call the devil.

So I run into this Jerry on the street and then he says to me:

"Hey, Sally, you stink. You should give up acting."

Oh, I'm doing Jerry now, okay? So you have to imagine I have horns...

...a tail and hooves instead of feet.

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