Season 9, Episode 13: "The Cartoon"

So you're saying UNICEF is a scam?

It's the perfect cover for a money-laundering operation.

No one could keep track of all those kids...

...with those little orange boxes of change.

Oh, no. It's Sally Weaver.

Oh, yeah, your old college roommate, huh?

No, it's Susan Ross' old college roommate.

She moved to New York. She's trying to become an actress.

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