Season 9, Episode 10: "The Strike"

-How did you know I was here? -Kramer told me.

Another Festivus miracle.

I guess this is the ugly girl I've been hearing about.

Hey, I was in a shvitz for six hours. Give me a break.

Gwen. Gwen, wait.

Bad lighting on the porch.

-Hey, how did my horse do? -He had to be shot.

And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength.

Kramer's gleeful declaration during Frank Costanza's airing-of-grievances holiday — delivered with the conviction of a man who has fully embraced the anti-commercial anti-holiday.