Season 9, Episode 7: "The Slicer"

Hey. Well, our meat problems are solved.

-Where'd you get this thing? -I traded in my sausage press.

I mean, look how thin that is. See, that's all surface area.

The taste has nowhere to hide.

-Hey. -Hey. Slice?

Welcome to flavor country.

Hey, that's pretty good.

Hey, I got a date with that doctor you met.

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