Season 9, Episode 7: "The Slicer"

Yep. And the photo is all fixed and back on his desk, no thanks to you.

That woman had it coming to her. Look at my neck.

I look like I had a beard of bees.

-You should see somebody. -I called everyone.

You know how hard it is to get a dermatologist in this town?

A real dermatologist?

Squamous cell carcinoma.

You're not a doctor. You shouldn't have books like this.

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