Season 9, Episode 7: "The Slicer"

...demanding my stuff back and finally I lose it.

I grab their boom box and I chuck it into the ocean.

-Yeah. -Seems reasonable.

Then I see my clothes floating out there.

The tide took them out, not the kids.

Even more reasonable.

So now the father is screaming at me.

He 's demanding I pay for the boom box.

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