Season 9, Episode 7: "The Slicer"

What did he do about it?

Well, he moved into a motel and the cat eventually died.

Well, this meowing is absolutely worse than the alarm.

Oh, well, that's a prickly one.

-How was the doctor date? -It died on the table.

She spent an hour and a half making me feel like I'm worthless.

Well, you know, she's very focused.

Dermatology is her life.

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