Season 9, Episode 6: "The Merv Griffin Show"

I know he would take this squirrel.

-It's practically bionic. -Hey.

Nice sidle, huh?

Speaking of which, I think I've got that problem solved.

He's a human maraca.

Boy, my knuckles are still cramped from that football game.

You took him over to Celia's?

What? It's a victimless crime.

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