Season 9, Episode 6: "The Merv Griffin Show"

Maybe it'll be fun having a pet.

It's not a pet. It's a wild invalid.

And it knows that I tried to kill it.

As soon as it gets better, it's gonna gnaw my brain out in my sleep.

Jerry. Hey. What are you doing tomorrow?

-I want you to come by. -What about my questionable material?

No, we got a whole new format. Edgy, youthful.

-Plus, we got Jim Fowler. -Jim Fowler?

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