Season 9, Episode 6: "The Merv Griffin Show"

...what you do with your personal life is your business.

But when you're on my set, you clean it up, mister.

I told you he was a risk.

Oh, like he's not just carrying you, and has been for years.

Yeah, well, you bombed. That story stunk worse than these chairs.

Smile, everyone. We're back.

-You wanted to see me, Elaine? -Yes, Lou.

You've got a lot going for you.

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