Season 9, Episode 5: "The Junk Mail"

Why is the mailman wearing a bucket?

Well, it symbolizes our persecution.

Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

Hey, I want my van keys back.

Well, I thought we made a deal for Quinn's T-shirt?

Are you insane?

-Give them. -No, I can't. I can't.

See, I told Frank he could borrow it.

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