Season 9, Episode 5: "The Junk Mail"

No, I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt.

He took this off to do sit-ups in the park and I nabbed it.

-That's disgusting. -Well, that's my final offer.

You dumped me for some idiotic TV pitchman?

I'm sorry, Puddy. It was a mistake.

Let's just, let's just put it behind us...

...and we can continue as if this never happened.

Jeez, I don't know. What if we're out somewhere...

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