Season 9, Episode 5: "The Junk Mail"

-I'm gonna date her. -Mother of God.

One little wink. She'll freak out, tell my parents. They'll be all over me.

What is this tape?

That guy Elaine's dating seems really familiar to me.

I think he might be a comedian I worked with one time.

Wait a second. What--? What, what is this?

This weekend Nobody Beats The Wiz...

...is slashing prices on our entire stock.