Season 9, Episode 1: "The Butter Shave"

Why are you buttering your face?

I'm shaving with it.

Oh, Moses, smell the roses.

Look, Jerry, it's vastly superior to any commercial shaving cream.

I mean, the shave is close and clean...

...and the natural emollients keep my skin silky smooth.

-Feel my face. -No.

-No, feel it. -I don't want to.