Season 9, Episode 1: "The Butter Shave"

Hey, what's your name?

Yeah, he killed.

Because I killed first and warmed up the crowd.

He's like that fish that attaches himself to the shark.

-And you're the shark? -Yeah. I'm the shark.

And he's the fish eating my laughs.

I don't know how a fish could eat laughs.

Well, I'm glad I brought it up.

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