Season 9, Episode 1: "The Butter Shave"

Technically, you're sautéed. So, what are you doing for that?

Well, I just gotta keep my skin moist so I don't dry out.

-Is that what the doctor said? -No, I read an article in Bon Appétit.

-See you. -See you.

-Hey, how you doing? -Hey, buddy.

-Game hen? -Kind of.

Nice limp. You bringing your work home with you?

No, I fake limp on my right.

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