Season 9, Episode 1: "The Butter Shave"

No more crutches. That must be a relief.

Yeah. With crutches, everyone has questions.

-Not with a cane? -No, with crutches, it's a funny story.

With a cane, it's a sad story. You through with those?

That is a sad story.

You should've been here. Some guy from NBC saw my set...

...he wants me to do a showcase.

I might have another shot at a pilot.

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