Season 9, Episode 1: "The Butter Shave"

What do you mean, what is it? It's a country right next to Belgium.

No, that's the Netherlands.

Holland is the Netherlands.

Then who are the Dutch?

You know, I cannot stand this thing anymore.

I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out-of-work porn star.

We should have taken some kind of vacation.

-Well, why didn't we? -You said this would be better.

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