Season 9, Episode 1: "The Butter Shave"

You know, I think, ultimately, I'm upset with myself.

I knew what I was getting into. She's a bitter, unstable person.

I mean, the sex was good.

Which I'm sure was fine for her...

...but I need more.

Hey, you believing this?

Excuse me, I was sleeping.

Well, you missed quite a performance.

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