Season 9, Episode 1: "The Butter Shave"

He got more work done than I did. Made more money.

He had a wife, a family.

Drove a better car than I did.

He drove a car with no arms?

All right, I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true.

And he hated me anyway.

Do you know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?

I love that bathroom.