Season 8, Episode 21: "The Muffin Tops"

Oh, what's going on?

- Jeez. - Can't I get a moment's peace?

- What are you doing to yourself? - I can't stop.

- Alex thinks I'm naturally hairless. - What? You can't keep this up.

Don't you know what's gonna happen?

Every time you shave it, it's gonna come in thicker and fuller and darker.

- Oh, that's an old wives' tale. - Is it? Look at this.

- What is--? What is that? - Look at it! Look at it!

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