Season 8, Episode 21: "The Muffin Tops"

Elaine, I'm in over my head. Nobody likes my muffin tops.

So? What do you want me to do about it?

You're the muffin-top expert. Tell me what I'm doing wrong.

Mr. Lippman, when I worked for you at Pendant Publishing...

...I believed in you, you know, as a man of integrity.

But when I saw you in that paper hat and that apron--

What if I cut you in for 30 percent of the profits?

Deal. Here's your problem: