"- You look like a tourist. - All right. Let me ask you something." — Seinfeld S08E21

Season 8, Episode 21: "The Muffin Tops"

I'm still watching them.
- You look like a tourist. - All right. Let me ask you something.
When do you start to worry about ear hair?
When you hear, like, a soft rustling.
Puberty that never stops.
Ear puberty, nose puberty, knuckle puberty.
You gotta be vigilant.
All right. Let me ask you this:

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