Season 8, Episode 21: "The Muffin Tops"

Hey, what were you doing with that bus yesterday?

Here you go. Here you go. Check it out.

"The Real Peterman Reality Bus Tour."

- I'm confused. - That Peterman book is big business.

People wanna know the stories behind the stories.

Nobody wants to go on a three-hour bus tour...

...of a totally unknown person's life.

I'm only charging $37.50, plus you get a pizza bagel and dessert.

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