Season 8, Episode 21: "The Muffin Tops"

Well, I don't know anyone here, Jerry. Where else am I gonna stay?

So get this: We're in the park today. Alex goes wild for this hairless dog.

- So? - So I figured...

...since she likes one hairless animal, why not another?

- Oh, really? - Yes.

- You tell her you shaved it? - Are you nuts?

I don't want her to think I'm one of those low-rise briefs guys...

...who shaves his chest.