Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →You couldn't pay me enough to ride a horse in this city.
I mean, it's hard enough to cross the street in a pair of sneakers...
...let alone six feet in the air on a jittery, glassy-eyed dinosaur.
How about the beach this weekend?
Well, you couldn't pay me enough to go to the beach on a weekend.
- I mean, it's hard enough to park-- - All right, all right.
Is that a Mexican Hairless? I love those.
Oh, hairless. This is where it's at. It's so much smoother and cleaner.