Season 8, Episode 21: "The Muffin Tops"

You couldn't pay me enough to ride a horse in this city.

I mean, it's hard enough to cross the street in a pair of sneakers...

...let alone six feet in the air on a jittery, glassy-eyed dinosaur.

How about the beach this weekend?

Well, you couldn't pay me enough to go to the beach on a weekend.

- I mean, it's hard enough to park-- - All right, all right.

Is that a Mexican Hairless? I love those.

Oh, hairless. This is where it's at. It's so much smoother and cleaner.

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