Season 8, Episode 21: "The Muffin Tops"

...and I noticed an asymmetry in my chest hair.

And I was trying to even it out. And the next thing I knew:

Don't you know you're not supposed to poke around down there?

- Well, women do it. - "Well, women do it."

Well, I'll tell you what. I'll pick you up a sundress and a parasol...

...and you can just sashay your pretty little self around the town square.

- Well, what am I gonna tell Alex? - Now, you listen to me.

You don't tell anybody about this. No one. You hear me?