Season 8, Episode 14: "The Van Buren Boys"

So get this, Mr. Peterman is finally letting me do some real writing.

He's got this book deal for his autobiography.

He's gonna let me ghostwrite it.

Wow, that's great. When it comes out...

...I'll have to get someone to ghost-read it.

- Hey. Oh, hi. - Hey.

- Hey. - So there I am at Lorenzo's...

...loading up my slice at the fixings bar.

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