Season 8, Episode 14: "The Van Buren Boys"

That's perfect irony. Elaine, that is interesting writing.

I have a Cosmo Kramer on line four.

- Peterman here. - Mr. Peterson...

...you gotta sell me my stories back.

You wanna know something? I no longer need them.

No, no, no, Mr. Peterman, why don't we keep them as a reference.

I have Benes' wonderfully imaginative mind to spin my stories.

You take back your tales, you vagabond.