Season 8, Episode 14: "The Van Buren Boys"

...you dive into a side tunnel...

...and you run into a whole band of underground tunnel dwellers.

It just seems so clichéd and obvious.

It's not interesting writing.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

How about if instead of diving from the train, you...?

I don't know. You slip and fall in some mud...

...and ruin your pants?

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