Season 8, Episode 14: "The Van Buren Boys"

You're going to love this story.

So I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me...

...but as I'm stacking them up they keep falling into my footbath.

Kramer, this is awful.

We don't wanna hear about this.

- Damn. - What?

Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman.

But they all stink.