Season 8, Episode 14: "The Van Buren Boys"

So you're denying him the scholarship because he wants to be a planner?

I was betrayed.

That kid was like a son to me.

If there's one person you should be able to hold down...

...it's your own flesh and blood.

Like my father and my father's father before him.

You know, maybe philanthropy is not your field.

Hello. Oh, hi, Ellen. Yeah, I called the hotel.

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