Season 8, Episode 14: "The Van Buren Boys"

I think I'd really like to be a city planner.

Why limit myself to one building when I can design a whole city?

- Well, that's a good point. - No, it's not.

Isn't an architect just an art school dropout...

...with a tilting desk and a big ruler?

It's called a T-square.

You know, the stupidest guy in my fraternity became an architect...

...after he flunked out of dental school.

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