Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →So they have this clock now, where you punch in your age...
...and all your risk factors...
...and it actually counts down how much time you have left to live.
What's the great moment? On your deathbed.
They're pounding on your chest, and you're going: "Ten, nine, eight--
I told you this thing was good."
- I can't believe this is our first date. - I know. Dessert?
I suppose I have to get a piece of cake.