Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Mr. Peterman, thanks for having me over. I--
Your place isn't quite what I imagined.
Oh, it's just a place to flop.
Well, what part of your life do you want to start with?
Foreign intrigue? Exotic romances?
Oh, Elaine, we've covered all of that in the catalog, ad nauseam.
No, I would like this book to be about my day-to-day life.
Oh, damn, they changed the cable stations again...