Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.
Yeah, but then, some people were telling me about...
...that little flap out there at the junior high school assembly.
And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?
It was a-- Actually, it was a monitor lizard.
Those things, deadly, dangerous.
A long time ago, my uncle and a date are driving, like, through Mexico.
They see one on the road.