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I calculated my odds of ever getting together...
...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.
George, George, you're on.
- Oh, I'm not going on. - What did you come down here for?
To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.
It's good to have you back.
- One of you has to go on. - All right. I'll do it.