Season 8, Episode 9: "The Abstinence"

Rugged? The man's a goblin.

He's only been exposed to smoke for four days.

By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

All right, Mr. Chiles, you'll have our offer by tomorrow.

- Good day, gentlemen. - Yeah, bye-bye.

Jackie. Jackie, you did it. We're rich.

You better believe it. Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.

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