Season 8, Episode 9: "The Abstinence"

At least there was the possibility.

- You gonna break up with her? - I don't know.

- I don't wanna be one of those guys. - What guys?

- So it's just mono. - Mono?

Well, if anybody needs any medical advice...

...Laney met a doctor, and he's unattached.

I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?

No, it's not debunk. It's totally bunk.