Season 8, Episode 9: "The Abstinence"

Look at that. My face is all craggily. It's crinkly.

It's from all that smoke.

You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.

What did you expect?

Emphysema, birth defects, cancer, but not this.

Jerry, you know, my face is my livelihood.

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