Season 8, Episode 9: "The Abstinence"

Wait a second. I know what's happening.

The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.

What? What are you talking about?

To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

You take for granted that when you put some trash on the street...

...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

But now, no sex, it's like a garbage strike.

The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.

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