Season 8, Episode 9: "The Abstinence"

How am I gonna fill two hours?

Hello? I could take an hour off your hands.

Let the kids see a real, live Yankee.

And give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids.

Yes, I take your order, please?

Excuse me, darling, do I--? Do I detect a Portuguese accent?

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