Season 8, Episode 9: "The Abstinence"

Not metabolic acidosis.

Oh, man, I'm never gonna pass this thing.

Oh, yes, you are. We'll just stop having sex.

You guys. Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics.

Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...

...in which, G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.

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